The Tim Test
Fictional rules, invented on the spot, purely to see if a rookie will fall for them. Failing one is a rite of passage. Passing one is suspicious.
Say it again for the people in the back
Quotes, gags & favourites
The running jokes that make the show feel like home, a wall for your all-time favourite lines, and the only poll that matters.
Running gags hall of fame
Undercover Lucy
Give Lucy Chen a wig and a backstory and she becomes a completely different human being. The commitment level? Unmatched. The accents? Iconic.
The Nolan Speech
Hostage situation? Speech. Rookie crisis of confidence? Speech. Armed standoff? Believe it or not, speech. And the worst part is… they work.
Kojo
The best boy at Mid-Wilshire and the true reason Chenford happened. Dog-sitting arrangements have never carried this much romantic tension.
Oscar Hutchinson
The worst man alive and somehow a highlight of every episode he's in. Nobody has ever been more smug while handcuffed.
Smitty
Decades on the force and not one unnecessary calorie of effort spent. A legend of self-preservation. We should all protect our peace like Smitty.
The wall
Your favourite lines
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